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Xx_Emma_Jade_xX 
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 Topic: Happy 4th July!!Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 4:57pm |
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Lol yeah they're not allowed to laugh, they could do it a couple of times i suppose but it's a very serious job...... so they'd lose it yes i suppose ??
And no, secrets are secrets for a reason, they'll stay that way until i know how YOU know about the vault?
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Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 6:06pm |
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it'll be funny a guard goes home after losing his job be like,
guard: honey i lose my job today
wife: what!
guard: yeah they fired me
wife: how the hell do you get fired from a job where you just stand all day
guard: well some one told me a joke, about how the queen hasn't gotten laid since winston churchill shag her royaly and i just bust out laughing, i'm sorry babe i f***ed up.
wife: damn right you f*** up i should cut your bullock off you smeg head.(red dwarf reference, sorry i don't know any other english slang lol)
And no, secrets are secrets for a reason, they'll stay that way until i know how YOU know about the vault?
but see i can't tell you cause if i do the guys with the fuzzy black hats will kill me, cause i'm not suppose to know about the vault, hell they'll probably be after me for telling you this much, but if you tell me how u know, i don't think they'll do anything to you, since you're a citizen
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Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
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Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 6:24pm |
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Lol how much do you hate my country Zellot???
lol well, to cut a long story short, i now live in said vault....
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Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 6:35pm |
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na emma i love hell out of your country just asked some of the english bloaks around, i especially love your comedy shows and even some of your movies. i even made a thread devote to just that. if it's still around you can probably find it.
lol well, to cut a long story short, i now live in said vault....
really now, you wouldn't think it to foward of me, if i asked to join u in said vault do you, you know since i do know about it, it should be cool. |
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Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 6:47pm |
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lol hmm which comedy shows do you like then??? (I Cannot be bothered trailing through the archives to find your thread)
well, it's not my vault zellot if i'm honest, i'm not there of my own accord, it's completely against my will, you'll either have to get to know her majesty a little better, or switch with me, it gets quite cold down here...
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Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 7:02pm |
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the classic monty python of course, black adler, are you being served, keeping up appearance (i think thats the name of it) it was with that mrs. bucket lady or buckette, red dwarf, my hero, 3 of a kind with lenny henry traci alman, and that other guy, Chef!, benny hill, and the lenny henry show, and oh the uk version of the office which in my view is funnier then the american version. well, it's not my vault zellot if i'm honest, i'm not there of my own accord, it's completely against my will, you'll either have to get to know her majesty a little better, or switch with me, it gets quite cold down here...
 lol that was great, ok fine let me get liquored up first and i'll switch with you, or i could slay her and free you, but then that'll just leave charles to be king of england and he'll probably f*** everything up |
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Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
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Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 7:45pm |
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You can't slay the queen!!
you're not even allowed to write that!! (well you ARE, but you shouldn't) Let's just switch, you wanna be in the vault so bad!  Killing the queen is the only crime in England still punishable by the death penalty!! (FYI) lol Hmm can't say i've met Charles personally, but he can't do much of a worse job than our last pm really now can he? |
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Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 8:17pm |
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oh **** if i'm not allowed to write that then **** i quess i will be seeing the guy in the hat tonight then. and na i don't want to be in that vault i rather slay and go on my way, and anyway golum from the lord of the rings is probably in there too so i probably free him too lol.
so what do ya'll do as a death penalty, do they hang the convicted like old times or use a firing squads, wait your cops don't have guns right, ok throw rock as the convicted untill dead gotcha. i keed
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Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 8:35pm |
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Yup, he's gunna be knocking right on your door for that!
erm, you could (try) slay, but you wouldn't be going very far :/ and as far as i know, it's just me down here, i haven't come across anyone/thing else yet, but it is pretty big. Erm if i'm completely honest i haven't got a clue, as far as i know it's hanging, but that may have changed you know? lol sl*g off our police force aswell now huh? Well aslong as you like our comedy shows eh?
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Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 9:02pm |
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lol ok i'll stop raggin on england, ah one more if the dude comes to my house i'll just say look it's the queen and then when he salutes, i'll start kicking his ass with his bayonet or what ever gun they carry. ok one more joke, i think i would actually get far after slaying the queen cause when the unruly mob forms to kill me. i'll just say i did it for princess Diana cause you all know the queen wanted her dead, and the unruly mob would start cheering and i'll be back home in the good ole USA.
and i hope that death penalty did change cause thats barbaric to hang some at least do lethal injection, that way no one has to see someone doing "The Twist" in the air
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Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 9:15pm |
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Thank you! (thats my home!!!
 )Why would the queen be near your house when you'd killed her? Lol The queens guards are stupid aswell now huh?? Ohhhh mean!! Lol the crowd would cheer you killed the queen? um okay.... lol And i agree, but like i said, i haven't got a clue, guess i'm useless like that huh |
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Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 9:46pm |
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Thank you! (thats my home!!!
 )your welcome and God save the queen..... from me that is lol
  Why would the queen be near your house when you'd killed her? Lol The queens guards are stupid aswell now huh?? Ohhhh mean!!
 i know that was mean huh! hold up i thought the guy with the hat was coming for me for saying i was going to slay her, not cause i did slay her. and i do think saying there's the queen might work in that way. and yes i'm saying the guards are stupid, again lol, sorry
 forgiveness one last timeLol the crowd would cheer you killed the queen? um okay.... lol
na they'll probably say kill that muther f***er
And i agree, but like i said, i haven't got a clue, guess i'm useless like that huh
 ya you are
, j/p now i guess i'll have to go to google and look it up, i'm always on like a trivial pursuit for info i probably won't every use. |
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