Happy 4th July!!
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Topic: Happy 4th July!!
Posted By: Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
Subject: Happy 4th July!!
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2010 at 2:20pm
Hey Just Wanted to say Happy 4th July to you yanks 
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Posted By: SIZZLE
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2010 at 2:45pm
happy 4th everyone
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Posted By: HanFei
Date Posted: 04 Jul 2010 at 7:40pm
Posted By: misfit44
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 1:08am
happy 4 of july everone. me and my friends set off every firework we had and the cops came n gave use a $500 fine. WHOOO HOOOO HAHAAA
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 1:37am
yea!! happy freedom day from the f***ing brits J/P
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Posted By: Gh0sTLikE
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 2:11pm
yeah us brits are tw.ats :)
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Posted By: Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 2:19pm
Hey Hey Hey!!
Not all of us!!! 
Watch your mouth!! 
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 2:30pm
Originally posted by Gh0sTLikE
yeah us brits are tw.ats :) |
yeah taxing us for tea you bastasd lol, hey i'm interested in knowing what ya'lls textbooks say about the boston tea party, ours say, that you jackasses were taxing us up the ass for tea so we said f*** ya'll
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Posted By: Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 2:33pm
Originally posted by Zellot
Originally posted by Gh0sTLikE
yeah us brits are tw.ats :) |
yeah taxing us for tea you bastasd lol, hey i'm interested in knowing what ya'lls textbooks say about the boston tea party, ours say, that you jackass were taxing us up the ass for tea so we said f*** ya'll |
Ouch!
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Posted By: TuNA FISh
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 2:35pm
actually they really weren't taxing us that much lol. we got mad because we were being taxed by britain who was across the ocean from us. i think they taxed us 1/4 of what they taxed there own country
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 2:41pm
damn you tuna going all serious and historical, you could of crack a joke in there, damn thank for killing the mood lol j/p
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Posted By: TuNA FISh
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 2:42pm
haha sorry
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 2:46pm
it's cool at least i know something new and knowing is half the battle
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Posted By: Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 2:46pm
Just to prove a point here, your tax is 6% right??
we pay 17.5% going up to 20% in January
now, thats painful!!
(nothing to do with tea though thats just in general )
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 2:48pm
boo hoo sux to be you hahahahaha i keed, ikeed
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Posted By: TuNA FISh
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 2:50pm
we have state tax too but it's still not that much ha
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 2:55pm
but on the real that does suck for you guys i say you should revolt and bust into the queens vault take all the crown jewels and sell them on ebay, i guarantee you'll be the richest country in the world cause every rich person in america would buy that **** for millions even billions of dollars.
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 3:02pm
dude i must be f***ing psychic cause as soon as i wrote what i wrote i went to yahoo and saw this http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_britain_royal_costs - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_britain_royal_costs time to sell the crown jewels lol
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Posted By: Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 3:07pm
Lol you're so funny!!
The crown jewels aren't in the "queens vault" they're in the tower of London (i'm not sure the queen has a vault?)
And they won't get sold, she'll get money from her "private reserve" not by selling them! (Even though she should!)
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 3:28pm
oh she has a vault, a vault of endless pleasures that hasn't been touch in decades and probably needs the cobwebs knock off. **** she's rich i'll do her if i was drunk off my tits and a bag was over her head but i don't think she's into black guys that look like icecube anyway. and i think i should stop talking about the queen before some guy dress in red and black with a black Marge Simpson's hat is waiting for me at my front door when i go home.
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Posted By: M-Rox
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 3:30pm
Posted By: Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 3:31pm
Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 4:10pm
Posted By: Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 4:22pm
Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 4:29pm
i wonder if they lose their job if they laugh or show any hint of emotion besides this .
hmm... intriguing you care to tell me that secret i promise i won't tell 
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Posted By: Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 4:57pm
Lol yeah they're not allowed to laugh, they could do it a couple of times i suppose but it's a very serious job...... so they'd lose it yes i suppose ??
And no, secrets are secrets for a reason, they'll stay that way until i know how YOU know about the vault? 
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 6:06pm
it'll be funny a guard goes home after losing his job be like,
guard: honey i lose my job today
wife: what!
guard: yeah they fired me
wife: how the hell do you get fired from a job where you just stand all day
guard: well some one told me a joke, about how the queen hasn't gotten laid since winston churchill shag her royaly and i just bust out laughing, i'm sorry babe i f***ed up.
wife: damn right you f*** up i should cut your bullock off you smeg head.(red dwarf reference, sorry i don't know any other english slang lol)
And no, secrets are secrets for a reason, they'll stay that way until i know how YOU know about the vault?
but see i can't tell you cause if i do the guys with the fuzzy black hats will kill me, cause i'm not suppose to know about the vault, hell they'll probably be after me for telling you this much, but if you tell me how u know, i don't think they'll do anything to you, since you're a citizen
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Posted By: Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 6:24pm
Lol how much do you hate my country Zellot???
lol well, to cut a long story short, i now live in said vault....
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 6:35pm
na emma i love hell out of your country just asked some of the english bloaks around, i especially love your comedy shows and even some of your movies. i even made a thread devote to just that. if it's still around you can probably find it.
lol well, to cut a long story short, i now live in said vault....
really now, you wouldn't think it to foward of me, if i asked to join u in said vault do you, you know since i do know about it, it should be cool.
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Posted By: Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 6:47pm
lol hmm which comedy shows do you like then??? (I Cannot be bothered trailing through the archives to find your thread)
well, it's not my vault zellot if i'm honest, i'm not there of my own accord, it's completely against my will, you'll either have to get to know her majesty a little better, or switch with me, it gets quite cold down here...
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 7:02pm
the classic monty python of course, black adler, are you being served, keeping up appearance (i think thats the name of it) it was with that mrs. bucket lady or buckette, red dwarf, my hero, 3 of a kind with lenny henry traci alman, and that other guy, Chef!, benny hill, and the lenny henry show, and oh the uk version of the office which in my view is funnier then the american version.
well, it's not my vault zellot if i'm honest, i'm not there of my own accord, it's completely against my will, you'll either have to get to know her majesty a little better, or switch with me, it gets quite cold down here...
lol that was great, ok fine let me get liquored up first and i'll switch with you, or i could slay her and free you, but then that'll just leave charles to be king of england and he'll probably f*** everything up
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Posted By: Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 7:45pm
You can't slay the queen!!you're not even allowed to write that!! (well you ARE, but you shouldn't) 
Let's just switch, you wanna be in the vault so bad! 
Killing the queen is the only crime in England still punishable by the death penalty!! (FYI) lol
Hmm can't say i've met Charles personally, but he can't do much of a worse job than our last pm really now can he? 
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 8:17pm
oh **** if i'm not allowed to write that then **** i quess i will be seeing the guy in the hat tonight then. and na i don't want to be in that vault i rather slay and go on my way, and anyway golum from the lord of the rings is probably in there too so i probably free him too lol.
so what do ya'll do as a death penalty, do they hang the convicted like old times or use a firing squads, wait your cops don't have guns right, ok throw rock as the convicted untill dead gotcha. i keed
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Posted By: Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 8:35pm
Yup, he's gunna be knocking right on your door for that!
erm, you could (try) slay, but you wouldn't be going very far :/ and as far as i know, it's just me down here, i haven't come across anyone/thing else yet, but it is pretty big.
Erm if i'm completely honest i haven't got a clue, as far as i know it's hanging, but that may have changed you know?
lol sl*g off our police force aswell now huh?
Well aslong as you like our comedy shows eh? 
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 9:02pm
lol ok i'll stop raggin on england, ah one more if the dude comes to my house i'll just say look it's the queen and then when he salutes, i'll start kicking his ass with his bayonet or what ever gun they carry. ok one more joke, i think i would actually get far after slaying the queen cause when the unruly mob forms to kill me. i'll just say i did it for princess Diana cause you all know the queen wanted her dead, and the unruly mob would start cheering and i'll be back home in the good ole USA.
and i hope that death penalty did change cause thats barbaric to hang some at least do lethal injection, that way no one has to see someone doing "The Twist" in the air
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Posted By: Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 9:15pm
Thank you! (thats my home!!! )
Why would the queen be near your house when you'd killed her? Lol The queens guards are stupid aswell now huh?? Ohhhh mean!! 
Lol the crowd would cheer you killed the queen? um okay.... lol
And i agree, but like i said, i haven't got a clue, guess i'm useless like that huh 
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2010 at 9:46pm
Thank you! (thats my home!!! )
your welcome and God save the queen..... from me that is lol  
Why would the queen be near your house when you'd killed her? Lol The queens guards are stupid aswell now huh?? Ohhhh mean!! 
i know that was mean huh! hold up i thought the guy with the hat was coming for me for saying i was going to slay her, not cause i did slay her. and i do think saying there's the queen might work in that way. and yes i'm saying the guards are stupid, again lol, sorry  forgiveness one last time
Lol the crowd would cheer you killed the queen? um okay.... lol
na they'll probably say kill that muther f***er
And i agree, but like i said, i haven't got a clue, guess i'm useless like that huh 
ya you are  , j/p now i guess i'll have to go to google and look it up, i'm always on like a trivial pursuit for info i probably won't every use.
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