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    Posted: 18 Nov 2009 at 2:03pm
For Halloween, there were a lot of Billy Mays outfits.  Don't know what it was like where you guys are...
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I've seen this its sweet.

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watch this, you're gonna love my nuts. LOL!
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haha i saw this slap chop vid a few months ago. effing hilarious.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote shewulph Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Aug 2009 at 6:31pm
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i got this from remy LOL
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all i can say is you cant beat shamwow guy in jail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMMxIAn_76g
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Originally posted by HanFei

From the link above, "The fact that toxicology tests detected only breakdown products of cocaine, not the drug itself, led Chrostowski to conclude that Mays had used cocaine "in the few days prior to death but not immediately prior to death.""


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From the link above, "The fact that toxicology tests detected only breakdown products of cocaine, not the drug itself, led Chrostowski to conclude that Mays had used cocaine "in the few days prior to death but not immediately prior to death.""
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I have a feeling he rammed cocaine up his nose at high speeds in his teens and or 20s. Possibly through rolled up dollar bills or out of bullets (http://www.elephantos.com/images/colored%20cocaine%20sniff%20bullet.gif). I don't know about his upbringing but I know it is not uncommon for white males from middle cla** and upper middle cla** backgrounds mess with blow in their 20s despite it being a cultural taboo. I highly doubt he was doing any within the last decade. If he did enough in his teens, 20s and 30s I can see where it would be a problem down the line. 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote HanFei Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Aug 2009 at 1:47pm
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/florida.mays.cocaine/index.html
Ya, Mays is insane!  I saw one episode of his reality TV series.  Now, I know why he was so irritable...
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Cocaine apparently.
 

As you remember, Billy Mayes was the infomercial guy who was always smiling and screaming and who absolutely could not believe how well this detergent got stains out. Red wine, g**** juice, gra** stains, even f***ing ink were no match for it! Not even f***in ink! You can pour ink right on this white shirt and grind it in with a muddy shoe, it don’t even matter! One wash later and that **** is like brand f***in new! Where’s the stain?! Where did it go?! Right to stain f***in heaven, that’s where, ’cause OxyClean just put a foot up its a**! THIS STUFF TELLS INK TO SUCK IT’S d***! Stains better f***in run when they see a box of motherf***in OxyClean walk in the house!

Anyway, his wife has issued a statement saying how upset she is about this “speculative” report being released. And she’s right. I mean if they have any real evidence that he was on stimulants, I’d love to see it.

 
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