Billy Mays secret to sales
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Topic: Billy Mays secret to sales
Posted By: Fluffy Fluffington
Subject: Billy Mays secret to sales
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2009 at 11:04am
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Cocaine apparently.
As you remember, Billy Mayes was the infomercial guy who was always smiling and screaming and who absolutely could not believe how well this detergent got stains out. Red wine, g**** juice, gra** stains, even f***ing ink were no match for it! Not even f***in ink! You can pour ink right on this white shirt and grind it in with a muddy shoe, it don’t even matter! One wash later and that **** is like brand f***in new! Where’s the stain?! Where did it go?! Right to stain f***in heaven, that’s where, ’cause OxyClean just put a foot up its a**! THIS STUFF TELLS INK TO SUCK IT’S d***! Stains better f***in run when they see a box of motherf***in OxyClean walk in the house! Anyway, his wife has issued a statement saying how upset she is about this “speculative” report being released. And she’s right. I mean if they have any real evidence that he was on stimulants, I’d love to see it. In his honor I found this: F-In HILARIOUS
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Posted By: HanFei
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2009 at 1:47pm
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http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/florida.mays.cocaine/index.html - http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/florida.mays.cocaine/index.html Ya, Mays is insane! I saw one episode of his reality TV series. Now, I know why he was so irritable... ------------- |
Posted By: NecroBeestiality
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2009 at 12:34am
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I have a feeling he rammed cocaine up his nose at high speeds in his teens and or 20s. Possibly through rolled up dollar bills or out of bullets ( http://www.elephantos.com/images/colored%20cocaine%20sniff%20bullet.gif - http://www.elephantos.com/images/colored%20cocaine%20sniff%20bullet.gif). I don't know about his upbringing but I know it is not uncommon for white males from middle cla** and upper middle cla** backgrounds mess with blow in their 20s despite it being a cultural taboo. I highly doubt he was doing any within the last decade. If he did enough in his teens, 20s and 30s I can see where it would be a problem down the line.
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Posted By: HanFei
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2009 at 8:42am
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From the link above, "The fact that toxicology tests detected only breakdown products of
cocaine, not the drug itself, led Chrostowski to conclude that Mays had
used cocaine "in the few days prior to death but not immediately prior
to death.""
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Posted By: QwEsT
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2009 at 9:36am
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sumbody decided 2 take a $hit in the bathtub LoL ------------- PSN: qwest4victory A-R_l2eQwEsT XBL: ViTuHMiN C |
Posted By: NecroBeestiality
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2009 at 5:50pm
Nothing gets by you. That is who I want working with a nuclear reactor. ------------- House Music All Night Long "Insted of peaple coming on this website were peaple are b**ing about peaple behind each uthers backs" - QuickRC |
Posted By: vkrazy04
Date Posted: 24 Aug 2009 at 5:41pm
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all i can say is you cant beat shamwow guy in jail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMMxIAn_76g - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMMxIAn_76g ------------- 
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Posted By: shewulph
Date Posted: 24 Aug 2009 at 6:31pm
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Posted By: TuNA FISh
Date Posted: 24 Aug 2009 at 6:48pm
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haha i saw this slap chop vid a few months ago. effing hilarious. ------------- The sun was high and so was I - Best Coast psn: HardhatTuna XBL: Tuna is QnL |
Posted By: shewulph
Date Posted: 24 Aug 2009 at 6:50pm
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watch this, you're gonna love my nuts. LOL! ------------- this is my cup of care -> \_/ oh look. it's empty. |
Posted By: TuNA FISh
Date Posted: 24 Aug 2009 at 6:53pm
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hahahahahaha ------------- The sun was high and so was I - Best Coast psn: HardhatTuna XBL: Tuna is QnL |
Posted By: Fluffy Fluffington
Date Posted: 24 Aug 2009 at 7:02pm
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I've seen this its sweet. The ole lady at the end is bad a** CHOP CHP CHOP CHOP! awesome ------------- http://www.enjin.com/bf3-signature-generator" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: HanFei
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2009 at 2:03pm
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For Halloween, there were a lot of Billy Mays outfits. Don't know what it was like where you guys are... ------------- |