Secrets of a Successful Date
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Topic: Secrets of a Successful Date
Posted By: Zellot
Subject: Secrets of a Successful Date
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2011 at 9:59pm
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i Found this in my email from a long ass time ago
Before you leave your house...
1. Put on a little too much cologne. 2. Before you leave home, fill your pockets with mints. When your date says something to you when she's really close, give her a mint. EX: Girl - ''This movie sure is romantic.'' Guy - ''Here's a mint, now what did you say?'' When you go to pick her up: 2. Call her parents by their first names. 3. If she asks you how she looks, and her parents are nearby, tell her she looks sexy. 4. When introducing yourself to her parents, tell them that you prefer to go by your gang name. 5. Always look nice when you meet the parents. wear a new Marlboro jacket and be sure to tell them how many Marlboro bucks it took to get it. Parents smile upon a man that can save his Marlboro money. 6. Show respect. Take your Fubu cap and matching coat off when you enter the house. Make sure you wear your cap and coat in the summer too. If her parents ask why, tell them that you're ''keepin' it real.'' On the way to wherever: 2. If she makes up for lost time by putting on her lipstick in the car, gently tap the brakes at the same time the lipstick touches her mouth. 3. Check out the girl in the other car while at the stoplight. 4. If you pick the girl up from home at 6:45, have someone call you on the cell phone at 7:00 and talk to them till you get to your destination, this way you won't have to worry about what to say to her. 5. Drive ten miles BELOW the speed limit. 6. Develop a really bad Pee Wee Herman impression and talk to her through it. When you arrive at your destination: 2. If you go to a restaurant, say you're really hungry. Let her order first. Since you'll be eating heavy, she'll probably order a big meal, too. When she finishes, order a small coke and a box of McDonaldland cookies. 3. If you get nervous, just pretend that she's one of your guy friends. At the end of the meal, say ''Boy, you ate everything but the table.'' Say it with confidence. 4. Be classy. If you eat at McDonald's, leave a tip. On the way back to her house: Take your cell phone and call another girl. Ask her to do something with you in about an hour. -------------  |
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Posted By: hieuy
Date Posted: 20 Jan 2011 at 12:27am
| hahaha, it forgot to mention to bang the girl before calling another one. |
Posted By: Bally_Man
Date Posted: 20 Jan 2011 at 7:00am
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Z u joka! you can do all them things with certain gals in amsterdam n still get laid XD! 50 euro is a powerful thing ------------- EU warfare is DEAD! buster killed it on my account with 1hand real talk |
Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2011 at 12:01pm
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dude i'm not paying for a trip to go down there then paying more money down there, when i could just go to a club and probably do the same thing but it'll be a hell of a lot cheaper lol although it probably won't be as f***ing wild as you said, still its cheaper lol ------------- |
Posted By: Bally_Man
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2011 at 6:47pm
------------- EU warfare is DEAD! buster killed it on my account with 1hand real talk |
Posted By: SP61gTSupra
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2011 at 2:40am
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I feel as a member of this site, I should point out that this thread is a joke. I feel there are a few people here that might actually think this is a good idea and is an accurate way of courting. I just want to save a few of you some trouble by not making these mistakes! Hmmm, I love PSA's.
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Posted By: Iuckshot
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2011 at 10:21am
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finally thought id get the hang of it then he^ comes along :[ ------------- http://www.youtube.com/tridrokun" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: valjohn
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2011 at 10:55am
not true !!! .... it's working every time on me
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2011 at 6:35pm
yo lunchy you needed this at the end of that
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2011 at 8:47pm
lol Lunchy! |
Posted By: phhiLLN
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2011 at 10:58pm
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wow ur forgetting an import tip before u even leave the house... u cant go on a date without unloading ur gun if u know what I mean if u go with a loaded gun ur not gonna feel at the top of ur game... ( to the male audience ) ------------- Riff Raff - True Artist |