JOKE-LAND
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Topic: JOKE-LAND
Posted By: BAIN
Subject: JOKE-LAND
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2011 at 1:44pm
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just thought that I would try to balance out some of the drama with a little humor. post 'em if you got'em.
Scotch?
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Posted By: Zellot
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2011 at 4:49pm
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oh **** lol -------------  |
Posted By: Sephiroth_V7
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2011 at 5:17pm
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Jill goes home one night with a guy she meets at the clubs. He is tall, super hot and seems different than most other guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but to notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom shelf are small teddy bears all lined up next to each other. The middle have medium sized bears all lined up beside each other. And finally the top shelf have all large teddy bears lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is very sentimental and sweet and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she wants to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blow job, lets him pound the sh1t outta her and even takes it up the ass!! In the Morning, she slowly gets dressed, smiles at him and asks " How was that?" He nods and says, "Not to fvckin bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the middle shelf" :) -------------  aka - priebe69, DEEP_BrokeBack, GOW_AftaBirth |
Posted By: YINYANG
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2011 at 5:21pm
LMFAO that **** is better than cab fare hahaha -------------  |
Posted By: SP61gTSupra
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2011 at 5:28pm
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A guy comes running into his house with a sheep under his arm, kicks the bedroom door open to where his wife is and says, "This is the the pig I f uck when you have a headache" To which his wife replys, "That's a sheep"!. The husband replys, "I wasn't talking to you"!
------------- Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy. |
Posted By: N0SF3RATU
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2011 at 5:29pm
Posted By: Sephiroth_V7
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2011 at 5:34pm
LMAO  ------------- aka - priebe69, DEEP_BrokeBack, GOW_AftaBirth |
Posted By: SP61gTSupra
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2011 at 5:40pm
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Guy comes running home screaming to his girlfriend, "Oh my God honey, I just won the lottery, hurry, pack your bags" His girlfriend says "Should I pack for warm or for cold"? He says, "Doesn't matter. as long as your out by tomorrow"!
------------- Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy. |
Posted By: N0SF3RATU
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2011 at 5:42pm
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Posted By: SP61gTSupra
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2011 at 5:42pm
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Why are Jews noses soo big? Because air is free. Hear about the Ethiopian that fell into a Crocodile pit? Yeah, he ate 3 before they pulled him out! Did you hear about the gay choir boy? He choked on his first hymn. ------------- Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy. |
Posted By: hieuy
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2011 at 1:35pm
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time for some yo mama jokes.
yo MAMA so STUPID, she put lipstick on her forehead.. to MAKE UP her mind.
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Posted By: SP61gTSupra
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2011 at 2:02pm
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Your mamma's soo ugly, when she walks through the woods, Bigfoot takes pictures of her. ------------- Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy. |
Posted By: Sephiroth_V7
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2011 at 5:27pm
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Your mamma's like a gun, two c0cks and she's loaded. ------------- aka - priebe69, DEEP_BrokeBack, GOW_AftaBirth |
Posted By: SP61gTSupra
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2011 at 5:54pm
Your momma's soo stupid, when she goes to the mind reader, she gets half off! ------------- Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy. |
Posted By: SP61gTSupra
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2011 at 5:57pm
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Your mamma's soo stupid, I saw her yelling into an envelope, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Sending a voicemail".
------------- Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy. |
Posted By: YINYANG
Date Posted: 13 Jan 2011 at 1:06am
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Playboy Classic:
Hooker walks into a pawn shop with diamond earrings
Hooker: "I got these earrings for doing someone a "favour"
Pawn Shop Owner: "Maam i hate to break it to ya but these are fake"
Hooker: "Ive been r a p e d!" ------------- |
Posted By: summ3rblink
Date Posted: 13 Jan 2011 at 3:04am
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Shaker gets a critical shot while flying the raptor. He jumps out but doesn't manage to open his parachute. While he's falling he sees that there's a guy flying up fast towards him from the ground with no vehicle at all. When they meet mid air, Shaker asks "Hey, do you btw know how to use a parachute?". The man that is now recognized as Summerblink answers "No sorry, but do you know how to use a redeemer?" ------------- |