My idea would be do to an open show with Crow and Envy doing a podcast like thing.  The readers would pick a topic for the week and Crow and Envy would talk live on PSN or phone while recording and simply just state their opinions.  OMG tell me you would't want to tune in to the premier episode:

(insert catchy theme music jingle here and flashy graphic)

RC:  Hello everyone, I'm Reverend Crow and I can kill you before UT3 fully loads on your PS3

E:  And I"m Envy, that last thing you'll see before I either blast u with a tank shell or fry you up with the fagwalker.

RC:  Today we're going to talk about KB/M versus controller

E: no one told me today's show was about cheaters. 

RC:  whoa, wtf does that mean?  

E:  please, point, click and ur dead.. right.. such skill.  that's cheating Rev CroMagnon

RC:  listen you little (bleep) I told you once I told you a thousand times, learning that how to use that is no joke.  it takes skill to use that (bleep) thing. 

E:  I fail to see ur point.  it's about whether u should be using it against people that are not

RC:  Ok I AM_InDenial, first off if the (bleep) ps3 didn't (bleep) have the ports I wouldn't be able to use it at all.  UT was first a PC game and guess what u (bleep) UT was first a pc game.

E:  But we're not playing or talking about the PC version are we?  We're talking about a console and it came bundled with a controller.  did yours come bundled with a KBM?  What was it called?  The PS3 Advantage Edition?  

RC:  (bleep) you, you (bleep) (Bleep).  I don't need a KBM to kill anyone.  Ask anyone.  I can kill you or anyone just with my taunts.  I can kill anyone with just the thought of putting in the disc in my (bleep) PS3.  

E:   What's next.  ur going to tell me headphones came packaged with it too?

RC:  ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

anyways, the point is it would make for lively and irresistable listening.  I guarantee everyone here would listen to a weekly 15 minute podcast from these two.  They would be like the Siskel and Ebert of UT3 lol.

 

 

edit: oh and i forgot to add the fact that kb/m is an accesory just like a headset its NOT needed because u can type to ppl via XMB XD hahaha

See Rev Crow's feet.. I knew you would say that lol.  I think that would make a hot show.  imagine being able to belt out opinions on all things UT3 and having Envy there with his own brand of commentary and humor with yours would make for fascinating podcasts lol

naw bro you got it all wrong.. the 'make believe' skit was an example of how passionate that talk show would be.  dude, everyone would listen it I guarantee it.  I totally mean that as a compliment.  you guys are passionate yes but ur also skilled AND most of all knowledgeable about all aspects of the game.  Ur old school so u both know ur stuff.  It really would be like siskel n ebert only on HBO or something lol.

there you go. now that's the spirit.  One week the topic would be spawn killers, the next, VCTF vs. TDM, best or worst maps.  the topics are endless.  I can only imagine all the things they would say.  and that's only the beginning.  The show could then turn into a video podcast a la G4 and they would show clips of the ten best fraks or Envy would narrate a video on WF strategy or Crow on Dueling.  stuff like that.  The only two that could possibly do a show like this would be Envy and Crow.  guest host pairs might be someone like Pinnacle And CokkenBalls or Jippers n Danjel etc.  

UT didnt come out for computer first it came out for ps2 and pc at the same time

UT only has strong pc roots from the games unreal and unreal 2

 

also ut2k4 was a big hit for a while, regardless comparing ut's pc vs console lineage is like comparing the history of my last sh*t i just took to the history of the great wall of china

 

Epic.