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    Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 11:46am
Its Supposed to hurt
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did you just fart?
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hope it doesnt bother you i have a pre ejaculation problem
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sorry, didn't mean to wake you.....  *pulls out*
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clinch them cheeks baby here i come
look this is probably going to last a minute or 2 so  i hope theres no hard feelings
 
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Originally posted by Zellot

look this is probably going to last a minute or 2 so  i hope theres no hard feelings
 
 
a minute or two? jissus, you sir are a GOD among men ;)
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Originally posted by LuciFer

Originally posted by Zellot

look this is probably going to last a minute or 2 so  i hope theres no hard feelings
 
 
a minute or two? jissus, you sir are a GOD among men ;)
this is coming from a woman who has a grand canyon for a vagina
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Originally posted by ReverendCrow

Originally posted by LuciFer

Originally posted by Zellot

look this is probably going to last a minute or 2 so  i hope theres no hard feelings
 
 
a minute or two? jissus, you sir are a GOD among men ;)
this is coming from a woman who has a grand canyon for a vagina
hahah. I had to strap a 2X4 to my back for fear of falling in.  ;)

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1. Hey, what time is it ?

2. It's almost finished ? Desperate Housewives just started !!
 
3. C'mon !!.. I have to wake up early tomorrow.
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Originally posted by ReverendCrow

Originally posted by LuciFer

Originally posted by Zellot

look this is probably going to last a minute or 2 so  i hope theres no hard feelings
 
 
a minute or two? jissus, you sir are a GOD among men ;)
this is coming from a woman who has a grand canyon for a vagina
 
 
LMFAO!
 
i guess it does look big to someone as small as you ;)
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"Your brother said it was a good size..."
"It smells fine, but i still wont do it"
"They say you can get pregnant this way, i say we try it"
"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
"You mind if i just finish today, i have to be home in half an hour."
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look i'll go down there if it smelt better
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1. Your mom is tighter than you are!
2. How does it feel to be sloppy seconds?
3. Yes, Cornholio is a butt pirate! Bain told me!
4. Oops, wrong hole.
5. Did someone forget the put the fish in the freezer?
 
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Originally posted by XKaL1buR

Get her on all fours. Kinda climb on top, get a nice tight grip, then lean forward and whisper this in her ear: "I have crabs"

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can you pull out for a sec? i need to queef.
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Originally posted by iPwN

can you pull out for a sec? i need to queef.

OMFG, i just puked. thnx.
"Wrong hole?? well im half way in, do you mind?"
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you remind me of my grandma
my last girl friend gave me crabs
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Originally posted by zGreatCornholio

Originally posted by iPwN

can you pull out for a sec? i need to queef.

OMFG, i just puked. thnx.
"Wrong hole?? well im half way in, do you mind?"

:P
and yes i do mind! because it's in my ear!!!
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Originally posted by iPwN

Originally posted by zGreatCornholio

Originally posted by iPwN

can you pull out for a sec? i need to queef.

OMFG, i just puked. thnx.
"Wrong hole?? well im half way in, do you mind?"

:P
and yes i do mind! because it's in my ear!!!
Sloppy holes cause that.
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Originally posted by SP61gTSupra

Originally posted by iPwN

Originally posted by zGreatCornholio

Originally posted by iPwN

can you pull out for a sec? i need to queef.

OMFG, i just puked. thnx.
"Wrong hole?? well im half way in, do you mind?"

:P
and yes i do mind! because it's in my ear!!!
Sloppy holes cause that.
oh definitley EmbarrassedLOL
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YOU PERVS !!! Tongue
 
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i'm proud to be a perv kaythanks Wink
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