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My x-mas present to you all |
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Fluffy Fluffington 
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The Fluffer Joined: 11 Mar 2009 Location: USA Online Status: Offline Posts: 2065 |
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 Topic: My x-mas present to you allPosted: 18 Dec 2009 at 3:59pm |
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I am laughing in tears as I type this .... OMFG!
The MS paint captions make this a true X-Mas miracle.
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Danjel8
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Posted: 18 Dec 2009 at 4:44pm |
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Pretty amazing... haha
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puertoRICAN
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Luci's Pimp Joined: 02 Feb 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3866 |
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Posted: 18 Dec 2009 at 4:51pm |
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"At this point the hot water I was using to try and dissolve my sh!t was releasing sh!t smelling vapours all over the room.. and it was pretty rancid."
WTF!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be
Watch in 720P....duh |
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Posted: 18 Dec 2009 at 4:57pm |
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Hmmm, For some reason this story reminds me of CornHolio xD Except with more corn involved
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Nova
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Joined: 04 May 2009 Location: Lewistown, PA Online Status: Offline Posts: 549 |
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Posted: 18 Dec 2009 at 9:23pm |
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LOL
LOL LOL X3 I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED. ESPECIALLY THE PART WHEN HE ****S ALL OVER THE BATHTUB. |
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XBL=GeNovaZ
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SickNviciouS
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Posted: 18 Dec 2009 at 9:51pm |
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LMAO
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Cruel IntentionZ
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Val and I share Mikey Joined: 09 Jul 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1600 |
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Posted: 19 Dec 2009 at 1:49am |
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LMFAO, that is legendary!! I laughed so hard i nearly cried!
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JakeT111
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Posted: 19 Dec 2009 at 10:23am |
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Lol, epic! This post just about sums it all up:
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BadApples
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Posted: 22 Dec 2009 at 11:05am |
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Should've tried the reverse mount. The non uniform shape of a standard bowl lets you drop turd matter down the front slide and simultaneously piss forwards, as long as you keep it about half stream and maintain downward pressure. Pissing full force at that range will fill the room, and more importantly your face/hair with yellow mist.
Alternatively, save all your biological produce for use during your intimate encounters. |
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You were killed by Ur_own_incompetence
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Cruel IntentionZ
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Val and I share Mikey Joined: 09 Jul 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1600 |
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Posted: 22 Dec 2009 at 2:11pm |
jissus! whatever floats your boat i guess, but EEWW!  |
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SRC_ROLLTIDE
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Joined: 13 Mar 2009 Location: McCalla, AL Online Status: Offline Posts: 831 |
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Posted: 22 Dec 2009 at 6:31pm |
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LOL OMG that guy may as well walk in front of a train and pray it kills him....EPIC hilarious
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No pension to retire <_<
"They've got a name for the winners in the world...they call Alabama the Crimson Tide."-Steely Dan AKA: RollTideAlabama, Rage-of-ROLLTIDE, Fear-of-ROLLTIDE |
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Posted: 22 Dec 2009 at 7:51pm |
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i can't believe i just spent a whole 10 minutes reading about a guy who couldn't decide if he wanted to take a leek or a s hit and had an erect penis at the same time!!! |
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Cloudy_Serendipity
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Joined: 21 May 2009 Location: UntidiedKuntdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 1511 |
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Posted: 22 Dec 2009 at 8:19pm |
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I can't believe anyone would own up to that sh!t... you'd run away, hide and live like a hermit for the rest of your life.
That guy deserves to never get laid for being so damn ret@rded. |
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream
Map Hosting: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/6luhe8b1pj52y/Cloudy's%20Files |
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iAM_xplorer2233
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Stair Master Joined: 08 Nov 2008 Location: right behind u Online Status: Offline Posts: 580 |
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Posted: 22 Dec 2009 at 8:51pm |
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i cant beleive u guys found that i didnt think anyone here went to that site im so embassed please dont tell any one else
but so u guys know she called me later and thought it was sexy and wanted me to **** on her breasts
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 "Since we like to travel she let us run a train."
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SRC_ROLLTIDE
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Posted: 23 Dec 2009 at 1:22am |
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LMAO only you Xplorer
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No pension to retire <_<
"They've got a name for the winners in the world...they call Alabama the Crimson Tide."-Steely Dan AKA: RollTideAlabama, Rage-of-ROLLTIDE, Fear-of-ROLLTIDE |
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Wong_City
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Posted: 23 Dec 2009 at 4:13pm |
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LOL CAKES |
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Wong_City
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Posted: 23 Dec 2009 at 4:14pm |
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btw what the f*** is a pee bottle
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_EnVy_
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Posted: 23 Dec 2009 at 8:37pm |
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***cing nasty....
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sympathy one gets for nothing, EnVy must be earned" |
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RemY
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