Idiot of the day!

Originally posted by COKKENBALLS Sometimes it hurts when I pee.

Me too. After my bottle pissing phase came to an end, I knew I couldn't go back to the old way so I started sitting down. It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. So I started sitting down to pee. Even after my legs acclimated to the workouts, the feminine style of peeing really stuck. After a few months I learned that guy's plumbing isn't fully functional while sitting down. Maximum drainage isn't possible, leaving miniscule amounts of urine stuck in the tubes. That leads to what I am guessing is infection and I know is burning/pain in the urinary tract. Moral of that story is, don't sit down when you pee fellas. No matter how comfortable it is, no matter how much easier it is by aiming and cleaning up after the misses. That was a big draw for me....its a eagle eye everytime when u sit. So easy and effortless. 100% accuracy with no misses, no reaching for the tp to wipe the rim of the bowl. But let me tell you, it just isn't worth it.

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Reason # 1 It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. (If you do it right, your legs will be shaking every step you take during your first week back in the gym. Stairs will make you feel 95 years old and sudden movements require nothing less than an adrenaline burst. If that doesn't make u wanna sit when u normally stand, maybe the lower half of your body doesn't communicate with your brain?)

Reason # 2 No matter how comfortable it is,

Reason # 3 no matter how much easier it is by aiming and not having to clean up after the misses.


3 reasons. And we have much more than that over women. I know what direction I am walking anywhere, any time (excluding during natural disasters and other extenuating circumstances). Also, I don't bleed from my genitals monthly, or ever. Obviously those aren't every advantage to being dudes but a couple of biggies.

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Reason # 1 It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. (If you do it right, your legs will be shaking every step you take during your first week back in the gym. Stairs will make you feel 95 years old and sudden movements require nothing less than an adrenaline burst. If that doesn't make u wanna sit when u normally stand, maybe the lower half of your body doesn't communicate with your brain?)

Reason # 2 No matter how comfortable it is,

Reason # 3 no matter how much easier it is by aiming and not having to clean up after the misses.


3 reasons. And we have much more than that over women. I know what direction I am walking anywhere, any time (excluding during natural disasters and other extenuating circumstances). Also, I don't bleed from my genitals monthly, or ever. Obviously those aren't every advantage to being dudes but a couple of biggies.
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Originally posted by Danjel8 Originally posted by NecroBeestiality Originally posted by COKKENBALLS Sometimes it hurts when I pee. Me too. After my bottle pissing phase came to an end, I knew I couldn't go back to the old way so I started sitting down. It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. So I started sitting down to pee. Even after my legs acclimated to the workouts, the feminine style of peeing really stuck. After a few months I learned that guy's plumbing isn't fully functional while sitting down. Maximum drainage isn't possible, leaving miniscule amounts of urine stuck in the tubes. That leads to what I am guessing is infection and I know is burning/pain in the urinary tract. Moral of that story is, don't sit down when you pee fellas. No matter how comfortable it is, no matter how much easier it is by aiming and cleaning up after the misses. That was a big draw for me....its a eagle eye everytime when u sit. So easy and effortless. 100% accuracy with no misses, no reaching for the tp to wipe the rim of the bowl. But let me tell you, it just isn't worth it. A hero has spoken. I normally pull it back and aim just above the water, that was I can see the urine mix with the water like cordial juice mixes with water. I dunno, always found weeing an interesting pastime.

this thread is awesome funny. damn!

Originally posted by Crister _ haha i like to sit n pee. Especially on the mornings coz i know it's going to explode everywhere

eeeew, this thread should be renamed piss of the day!

Originally posted by LuciFer Originally posted by Crister _ haha i like to sit n pee. Especially on the mornings coz i know it's going to explode everywhere eeeew, this thread should be renamed piss of the day!

lmao
Amazing sig btw hahaha

Originally posted by Crister _ haha i like to sit n pee. Especially on the mornings coz i know it's going to explode everywhere

Originally posted by LuciFer Originally posted by Crister _ Originally posted by LuciFer Originally posted by Crister _ haha i like to sit n pee. Especially on the mornings coz i know it's going to explode everywhere eeeew, this thread should be renamed piss of the day! lmao Amazing sig btw hahaha haha, you should see ipwns

hahaha thats funny lmao

Originally posted by Fluffy Fluffington Originally posted by NecroBeestiality Originally posted by COKKENBALLS Sometimes it hurts when I pee. Me too. After my bottle pissing phase came to an end, I knew I couldn't go back to the old way so I started sitting down. It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. So I started sitting down to pee. Even after my legs acclimated to the workouts, the feminine style of peeing really stuck. After a few months I learned that guy's plumbing isn't fully functional while sitting down. Maximum drainage isn't possible, leaving miniscule amounts of urine stuck in the tubes. That leads to what I am guessing is infection and I know is burning/pain in the urinary tract. Moral of that story is, don't sit down when you pee fellas. No matter how comfortable it is, no matter how much easier it is by aiming and cleaning up after the misses. That was a big draw for me....its a eagle eye everytime when u sit. So easy and effortless. 100% accuracy with no misses, no reaching for the tp to wipe the rim of the bowl. But let me tell you, it just isn't worth it.     Necro you are totaly and completely incorrect ... sitting allows for maximum drainage. Thats why you dangle more standing than sitting.   My doctor informed me that the best way for men to avoid Kidney stones is to pee sitting down. Because it in fact does allow for maximum drainage.   I started peeing sitting down when I realized that urine deposits in your bladder are what causes kidney stones ... More frightening than that is when I found out how you Pa** kidney stones: YOUR URETHRA!   Besides Baby Batter and urine theres only one other thing that comes out of my urethra: Laser Beams   EDIT: Ok so one time I shot Chinese Throwing stars out of it but thats where I draw the line.   EDIT: Ok Ok during a full moon I once shot a silver bullet out killing a werewolf ... but thats it   EDIT: A Civil War Era cannonbal Ball, Frank Stallone, and a map of Middle Earth .. im done.

holy ****, good stuff.  And NECRO, from what ive read today, you should be the next Billy Maze.  I can almost hear you talking when reading your posts.

Defo an idiot

LMFAO @ that horse video! i was like "wtf is this dude talking about?" what an idiot!