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YINYANG ![]() Forum Moderator ![]() ![]() Ho's And Disco's Joined: 19 Mar 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: -19563 |
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Heres my example, we were at a club and i was drinking with my buddies, and this "Healthy aka large" woman walksup to the bar and starts smiling and asking me how my night was, I took one look at her and said " Honey, with your size i bet your vagina's clit needs its own guest house :) , i got more but whats some funny **** youve said while drunk?
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SP61gTSupra ![]() Team TRU ![]() Splash with me! Joined: 29 Nov 2008 Location: Greenville Online Status: Offline Posts: 2974 |
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I was drunk once and said ''I need alcohol for my life to be entertaining and mildly bearable.
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Pepsi puppies get more puppy pussy.
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YINYANG ![]() Forum Moderator ![]() ![]() Ho's And Disco's Joined: 19 Mar 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: -19563 |
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i like your humour lunchy, most people wont get why you said that , but i do, then again, i guess being an accountant is another reason for me to drink to right?
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SP61gTSupra ![]() Team TRU ![]() Splash with me! Joined: 29 Nov 2008 Location: Greenville Online Status: Offline Posts: 2974 |
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YINYANG ![]() Forum Moderator ![]() ![]() Ho's And Disco's Joined: 19 Mar 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: -19563 |
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lol
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M1LF_N0SF3RATU ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 May 2010 Location: Transylvania Online Status: Offline Posts: 112 |
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one night at the bar i was so drunk i couldn't wait to get home so i took my gf downstairs to the toilet to get some . so we're doing our thing and the moment i was gonna ... my good friend had to open the doorlock with his 10cent taking pictures of us
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Sephiroth_V7 ![]() Team Deep ![]() ![]() qM's Cheerleader Joined: 14 Dec 2009 Location: SoDak Online Status: Offline Posts: 5105 |
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I ordered a shot for a good looking girl on the end of the bar once then ordered her fat friend some cheeseballs.... when it came i walked over there the fat ass asked me why i ordered the cheeseballs and i told her it was to keep her busy while i was hitting on her friend.... she decked me in the face.... she hit harder then alot of men that have slugged me hahaha
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Aquaknot ![]() Godlike Member ![]() ![]() Wheres my sock?! Joined: 22 Feb 2010 Online Status: Offline Posts: 778 |
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In the Marine Corps... middle of nowhere in the Mojave Desert...
The Marine Band and Silent Drill team were visiting and my First Sergeant assigned me to house and entertain them while at our base. Since their last show was on a Friday, I had to entertain them over the weekend. These are also the guys you see guarding the White House and opening the doors for the President. I signed out 2 vans and the Colonel's car from the motor pool and took those fools to Tijuana Mexico for a good time. The military flagged vehicles weren't allowed across the border, so we walked in. A good time was had by all! These guys went to every strip club, sex show and bar in the city. They also insisted on closing the bars, which was cool with me. Time to leave... we walked back to the border and the Navy Shore Patrol arrested every single one of us for crossing "Borders and Frontiers" after curfew. I managed to get 14 of "The President's Own" thrown in the brig for a night and a late return to the base. I returned to the base and slinked in to the First Sergeant's office expecting the worst. He laughed his ass off and gave me a 72 hour pass saying that's the closest those guys had been to pussy since they fell out of one. I never heard another word about it. I guess you would have to understand USMC culture to see the humor in it but it was the funniest thing to happen to me when drunk.
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willisasmith ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 25 Mar 2009 Location: Afton, Oklahoma Online Status: Offline Posts: 207 |
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in a club in joplin missouri once i walked up to a really hot girl and asked her if she had crabs when she said no i asked her if she would like to get them tonite
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oXxKroniKxXo420 ![]() Team 420 ![]() ![]() Joined: 26 Feb 2010 Online Status: Offline Posts: 63 |
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got drunk chased a goose storm drain pond pure ****faced
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