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Things NOT to say during sex. |
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jesse 
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shine on you crazy diamond
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modelhyp
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Posted: 19 Jan 2010 at 10:07am |
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But everybody looks funny naked!
You woke me up for that?
Do you smell something burning?
Try breathing through your nose
A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
Person 1: This is your first time... right?
Person 2: Yeah... today |
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R.I.P- POP, 2/12/2010
I only say what I want you to hear. You'll only see what I want to show.. |
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modelhyp
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Posted: 19 Jan 2010 at 10:15am |
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On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
I want a baby!
When is this supposed to feel good?
Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
Did I remember to take my pill?
That leak better be from the waterbed!
No, really... I do this part better myself!
You're almost as good as my ex!
They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash
What tampon?
And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
I have a confession...
Does this count as a date?
You can cook, too right?
My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
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R.I.P- POP, 2/12/2010
I only say what I want you to hear. You'll only see what I want to show.. |
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Cruel IntentionZ
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Posted: 19 Jan 2010 at 10:36am |
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fast? i've had vaccinations that last for longer than you did.
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daaBOMB
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Posted: 19 Jan 2010 at 12:43pm |
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mmmm.....that looks like one fat princess
o.O O.O O.o
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Fluffy Fluffington
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Posted: 19 Jan 2010 at 1:14pm |
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tits or face?
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Ether404
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Posted: 19 Jan 2010 at 1:29pm |
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Or...hi i'm Fluffy
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If Gravity is a "P" and the Sun is an "H", it makes a FFFFFFF.
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Pinnacle
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Posted: 19 Jan 2010 at 1:45pm |
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That's only if the person that is said to is female. I believe certain males like Danjel appreciate those words.
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YINYANG
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Posted: 19 Jan 2010 at 9:31pm |
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Yelling out your clan tag during sex, then again we prolly all heard uN uN uNNNNNNNNNN in bed ;) |
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Cruel IntentionZ
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Posted: 19 Jan 2010 at 9:46pm |
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LMFAO!  |
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puertoRICAN
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Posted: 19 Jan 2010 at 10:04pm |
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lmao yangin! very classy.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be
Watch in 720P....duh |
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Cloudy_Serendipity
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Posted: 19 Jan 2010 at 11:30pm |
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Damn modelhyp, it's almost as though you found all of those on a website or something
 - I'm only porking you until your sister is legal - Your mum told me you're a "laster" - Where is it? But that's just a flap of skin! Oh really? Concave, you say? - INCOMING! - Suck it, or we're sending you back to the orphanege! |
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream
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Cruel IntentionZ
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LMFAO, thats sick! |
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puertoRICAN
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Thats wrong, even by my standards.....
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be
Watch in 720P....duh |
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Nova
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Posted: 20 Jan 2010 at 12:23am |
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Your vagina stinks!
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XBL=GeNovaZ
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HanFei
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Posted: 20 Jan 2010 at 12:25am |
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Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
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Cruel IntentionZ
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damn, i forgot to take my viagra.
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ohhhhhh.... yeah rihanna, oh **** i meant sarah, sorry baby, ah now don't get mad, think of it as a compliment alright baby #16 here we go |
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Posted: 21 Jan 2010 at 6:37pm |
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oh that was a roll of quarters in ur pocket...
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daaBOMB
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Posted: 21 Jan 2010 at 7:34pm |
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ewww it's sticky!! |
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BAIN
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A hot 50 year old takes you home for some mother/daughter sex. You both get undressed and into bed then she says " Come on in mom, we're ready".
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ola mi dingo et drala en cupka!
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aceoblivion
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Dragov lubi dotykac' niewiele chlopcow'
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aceoblivion
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