Idiot of the day!

Originally posted by SP61gTSupra Originally posted by NecroBeestiality Originally posted by SP61gTSupra I get idiot of the day, less than 60 minutes ago, i went to the bathroom as soon as i got back home, was evacuating urine, and i happen to look down (admire my manhood) and my hat feel into the toilet, i pissed on it as it was falling and when landed in said toilet.  It is however, no worse for ware. ah man. that reminds me of the time i had to pee and someone was showering with the door locked. i peed in a budwieser bottle around 8pm. i got back from the bar that night around 3am and grabbed the budwieser that i left full, maybe 1 sip taken from. oh wait, no that was my piss, and i took a fat pull. room temperature piss is both viscous and salty. haha, i feel for ya there, those long nights of constant warfare matches means i pissed in alot of gatorade bottles.

once you do it a few times, you get used to it. i felt so liberated, being able to piss wherever i wanted, whenver i wanted, right in a bottle. soon it began to be my preferred method of peeing. i went through a phase (when i was single, obv) where i had no fewer than a half dozen bottles in my place filled to various levels with urine. different colors too. it all came to a screetching halt when my old roomate, a large, large and angry (redheaded) man knocked a bottle over in the dark. that is the first, last and only beat down i have ever gotten in my sleep. the bottle was in a common living area, so it was somewhat justified.

Originally posted by SP61gTSupra

haha, yea, my urine was layered like rock, it was almost fun looking threw the bottle to see 5,6,7 layers of , what could only be explained as iron deposits, and rust.
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Its like a geology experiment straight from your penis, and into a bottle. Different sediments and compounds, colors and textures.

please stop

Originally posted by JPINATOR please stop

You can't stop someone from telling the world they piss all the marshmallows in lucky charms. You can only marvel at their pain tolerance and applaud.

i mean we could always quiet down and clear the way for the last major conflict in this thread to resume.

that wasn't me. look at the shapes he listed. those are the marshmallows in lucky charms. imagining those popping out in a stream of urine sure is a startling thought though, i will give you that.

LOLOL gross

wow, im easily entertained. 

All hail Lunchy the hat pisser and Necro the bottle pisser beat down boy!

HAHAHAHAHA. Good one. That was funny.

Originally posted by Danjel8 Originally posted by COKKENBALLS HAHAHAHAHA. Good one. That was funny. ahhahahahahahaha your on fire cokkenballs, its like you suddenly caught Gonorrhea or clamidia

lol dont worry im making a big "cokken care package" of goodies, cant wait to post this **** ive got all set up for my #1 fan. i just cant wait to see what she will come up with next this all his **** is wiped from my a**...

btw, cokken please pm me your email address so i can send you a video and some pics i have to show you. just didnt want your email all public just incase someone is sickly infactuated with you...