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    Posted: 21 Jun 2011 at 2:49pm
^^ has an imaginary girlfriend which he likes to film with an imaginary camera in a imaginary private room --> ^^ is not alone in his head Tongue
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^^ should have her taste buds removed before kissing Grion
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the vctf rapper^^^ 

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^It's Feh who is vctf rapper, ultimate heart plug tapper and twinkie fapper.
He courageously get the flag, even when he's on rag.
On rain and sun he's jolly and gay, and his hair style is copied from The Queen's Brian may
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^^ tried to impress us with his poetry skills
As he was bored last night though he took his pills
So nothing better to do, as there was no chick,
Than to make rhymes rather comic
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^this blue haired lady is a poet
although she didn't even know it.
Shows me a gread dedication
even knows my medication.
That's why I liked to thank her
and painfully going to spank her.
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         and spank her, ^^^ would

         if he wasn't g@y, then he could

         he pulled down Seph's pants

         while Feh and Syzygy danced
 
         But went limp like cooked spaghetti
 
         So Seph dumped ^^^ for another betty Shocked
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And to shame ^^^ will be put, 
when i dump him cuz he can't cook, 
He will go cry to his duck,
About how he doesn't give a fvck,
but soon he will realize,
that all these poems are full of lies

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to play with himself Sephiroth likes
when Sygy wears a drag queen disguise
Summer and Groin are watching them jealous
but Sephiroth continues his "work" over-zealous
 
 
 
Big smile 3 for the price of 1 Tongue
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Val longs for long walks and amazing conversation
She's stuck with cold showers and lots of masterbation
As Blink waits for just the right person from behind
He's pulled it so much that he's dam near blind
Groin is so lonely and has nowhere to go
He spends most of his time being the PBM ho
Seph sounds unsure of his true orientation
Although im sure he'd join Val in her masterbation
Feh needs Seph like a horse needs hay
If he don't see a naked girl soon he'll surely turn gay
Matt da Fatt wants closets full of flashy clothes
He really hates barbie yet i doubt that she knows


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^^ worked all the afternoon on that one
 
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^^^ just got owned by Shocked Syzygy LOL
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Originally posted by gr01n5h07

^^^ just got owned by Shocked Syzygy LOL
 
... like everyone else Wink. I loved the part about Blink & Feh LOL
 
^^ didn't find anything better to say as Sygy closed his mouth too Big smile
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^^^ just got owned by Shocked Syzygy LOL
 
... like everyone else Wink. I loved the part about Blink & Feh LOL
 
^^ didn't find anything better to say as Sygy closed his mouth too Big smile
Nope... I'm just trying to get work done while reading this stuff...
 
^^^ probably is in the process of doing what Syzygy said she was doing Tongue
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yep, with my left hand (with my right one I'm typing)
 
^^'s job consists in counting bubbles in sparkling water
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wow sizzle destroyed that, i have nothing lol
 
^^ turns me on

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^^ gets also turned on when he watches teletubbies
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<<< is easy
 
^^^ is seduced my sizzles poem, ruining my chances

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^^ still has his chances with Feh (according Sygy's poem)
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haha
 
^^ currently working on a poem of multiple pages since she wont be out-done by an old man with the brain the size of a squirrels. 

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^^ doesn't realise that its not my age or the size of my brain that matter

BIG wallet and shlong is all that really matters to the lady's
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Originally posted by valjohn

yep, with my left hand (with my right one I'm typing)
 
^^'s job consists in counting bubbles in sparkling water
Well..  I guess I'm a Dom Perignon tester LOL
 
^^^  reminds me why I should never look for any of those Indiana ladys ;P
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^sits on muddy puddle and farts = groin's dom perignon.
 
Poem For Sizzle, winner of PBM poem contest <3
 
wow sizzle ****d the hell out of us younger poets
this thread should be called "the mighty Sygy & his hoe'ets"
 
But the truth is that he is spamming people with a flak cannon,
listening a tune from his youth, propably "Runaway" by Del Shannon.
 
He was competing already at the winter olympics of Lake Placid
but broke his ankle on the slopes and took too much of asetylisalisylicacid
 
Let the county sheriff be his jury
when he drives too fast to the golf club with his 57' Plymouth Fury
 
We are all glad that he was here on this thread
even before the time we all wetted our bed(s).
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Originally posted by uc SYZYGY uc


BIG wallet and sChlong is all that really matters to the lady's
 
yeeeep ... that's why u're single Tongue
 
^^ used pink to attract Sygy's attention on his hot, passioned, burning desire
 
 
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^^ Great way to start your day.. OH BABY
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