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Frank was the underachiever. Not even Bruce Buffer has been able to eclipse Frank Stallone in his ability to swing from his brothers nuts.
 
He won a Grammy. Back when Grammys were the kiss of death. I think he also did porn
 
Bruce Buffer .. holy **** I actually rented a video from netflix on poker strategy ... he was an actor in a re enactment of a final table that Phil Gordon won lol!!!
 
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Frank was the underachiever. Not even Bruce Buffer has been able to eclipse Frank Stallone in his ability to swing from his brothers nuts.
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Frank stallone is a national treasure. I am not surprised someone of your obvious sophistication
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Originally posted by Fluffy Fluffington

Originally posted by NecroBeestiality

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Sometimes it hurts when I pee.


Me too. After my bottle pissing phase came to an end, I knew I couldn't go back to the old way so I started sitting down. It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. So I started sitting down to pee. Even after my legs acclimated to the workouts, the feminine style of peeing really stuck. After a few months I learned that guy's plumbing isn't fully functional while sitting down. Maximum drainage isn't possible, leaving miniscule amounts of urine stuck in the tubes. That leads to what I am guessing is infection and I know is burning/pain in the urinary tract. Moral of that story is, don't sit down when you pee fellas. No matter how comfortable it is, no matter how much easier it is by aiming and cleaning up after the misses. That was a big draw for me....its a eagle eye everytime when u sit. So easy and effortless. 100% accuracy with no misses, no reaching for the tp to wipe the rim of the bowl. But let me tell you, it just isn't worth it.
 
 
Necro you are totaly and completely incorrect ... sitting allows for maximum drainage.
Thats why you dangle more standing than sitting.
 
My doctor informed me that the best way for men to avoid Kidney stones is to pee sitting down.
Because it in fact does allow for maximum drainage.
 
I started peeing sitting down when I realized that urine deposits in your bladder are what causes kidney stones ... More frightening than that is when I found out how you Pa** kidney stones:
YOUR URETHRA!Shocked
 
Besides Baby Batter and urine theres only one other thing that comes out of my urethra: Laser Beams
 
EDIT: Ok so one time I shot Chinese Throwing stars out of it but thats where I draw the line.
 
EDIT: Ok Ok during a full moon I once shot a silver bullet out killing a werewolf ... but thats it
 
EDIT: A Civil War Era cannonbal Ball, Frank Stallone, and a map of Middle Earth .. im done.
A Frank Stallone reference! Holy sh1t! That is cla**ic. Nice work.
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wow, after seeing that, i would not but it.  Where was this shot @ what time?  Looks like Amsterdam 1960's, lolz
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i give him credit for continuing after making an as.s of himself! Clap
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LMFAO @ that horse video! i was like "wtf is this dude talking about?" what an idiot!
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lmao big horse ftw xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Defo an idiot
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Originally posted by yingyangin

BACKSPLASH!


Situate your junk right and it hits the bowl.
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Originally posted by Fluffy Fluffington

Originally posted by NecroBeestiality

Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

Sometimes it hurts when I pee.


Me too. After my bottle pissing phase came to an end, I knew I couldn't go back to the old way so I started sitting down. It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. So I started sitting down to pee. Even after my legs acclimated to the workouts, the feminine style of peeing really stuck. After a few months I learned that guy's plumbing isn't fully functional while sitting down. Maximum drainage isn't possible, leaving miniscule amounts of urine stuck in the tubes. That leads to what I am guessing is infection and I know is burning/pain in the urinary tract. Moral of that story is, don't sit down when you pee fellas. No matter how comfortable it is, no matter how much easier it is by aiming and cleaning up after the misses. That was a big draw for me....its a eagle eye everytime when u sit. So easy and effortless. 100% accuracy with no misses, no reaching for the tp to wipe the rim of the bowl. But let me tell you, it just isn't worth it.
 
 
Necro you are totaly and completely incorrect ... sitting allows for maximum drainage.
Thats why you dangle more standing than sitting.
 
My doctor informed me that the best way for men to avoid Kidney stones is to pee sitting down.
Because it in fact does allow for maximum drainage.
 
I started peeing sitting down when I realized that urine deposits in your bladder are what causes kidney stones ... More frightening than that is when I found out how you Pa** kidney stones:
YOUR URETHRA!Shocked
 
Besides Baby Batter and urine theres only one other thing that comes out of my urethra: Laser Beams
 
EDIT: Ok so one time I shot Chinese Throwing stars out of it but thats where I draw the line.
 
EDIT: Ok Ok during a full moon I once shot a silver bullet out killing a werewolf ... but thats it
 
EDIT: A Civil War Era cannonbal Ball, Frank Stallone, and a map of Middle Earth .. im done.
holy ****, good stuff.  And NECRO, from what ive read today, you should be the next Billy Maze.  I can almost hear you talking when reading your posts.
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Originally posted by Fluffy Fluffington

 
Besides Baby Batter and urine theres only one other thing that comes out of my urethra: Laser Beams
 
EDIT: Ok so one time I shot Chinese Throwing stars out of it but thats where I draw the line.
 
EDIT: Ok Ok during a full moon I once shot a silver bullet out killing a werewolf ... but thats it
 
EDIT: A Civil War Era cannonbal Ball, Frank Stallone, and a map of Middle Earth .. im done.


LMAO you're not packing a love sausage in your pants, you've got a god damn untility c0ck LOL
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haha i like to sit n pee. Especially on the mornings coz i know it's going to explode everywhere
eeeew, this thread should be renamed piss of the day! LOL
lmao
Amazing sig btw hahaha
haha, you should see ipwns Wink
hahaha thats funny lmao
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Originally posted by LuciFer


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haha i like to sit n pee. Especially on the mornings coz i know it's going to explode everywhere
eeeew, this thread should be renamed piss of the day! LOL
lmao
Amazing sig btw hahaha


haha, you should see ipwns Wink
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haha i like to sit n pee. Especially on the mornings coz i know it's going to explode everywhere
LMFAO! same.
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Originally posted by NecroBeestiality

Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

Sometimes it hurts when I pee.


Me too. After my bottle pissing phase came to an end, I knew I couldn't go back to the old way so I started sitting down. It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. So I started sitting down to pee. Even after my legs acclimated to the workouts, the feminine style of peeing really stuck. After a few months I learned that guy's plumbing isn't fully functional while sitting down. Maximum drainage isn't possible, leaving miniscule amounts of urine stuck in the tubes. That leads to what I am guessing is infection and I know is burning/pain in the urinary tract. Moral of that story is, don't sit down when you pee fellas. No matter how comfortable it is, no matter how much easier it is by aiming and cleaning up after the misses. That was a big draw for me....its a eagle eye everytime when u sit. So easy and effortless. 100% accuracy with no misses, no reaching for the tp to wipe the rim of the bowl. But let me tell you, it just isn't worth it.
 
 
Necro you are totaly and completely incorrect ... sitting allows for maximum drainage.
Thats why you dangle more standing than sitting.
 
My doctor informed me that the best way for men to avoid Kidney stones is to pee sitting down.
Because it in fact does allow for maximum drainage.
 
I started peeing sitting down when I realized that urine deposits in your bladder are what causes kidney stones ... More frightening than that is when I found out how you Pa** kidney stones:
YOUR URETHRA!Shocked
 
Besides Baby Batter and urine theres only one other thing that comes out of my urethra: Laser Beams
 
EDIT: Ok so one time I shot Chinese Throwing stars out of it but thats where I draw the line.
 
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haha i like to sit n pee. Especially on the mornings coz i know it's going to explode everywhere
eeeew, this thread should be renamed piss of the day! LOL
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haha i like to sit n pee. Especially on the mornings coz i know it's going to explode everywhere


See....he knows. The ever tricky multi-directional blast. Jim Carey did that in a movie once.

That usually happens after a night of taggin whiskey pigs, laying down mattress backs.
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haha i like to sit n pee. Especially on the mornings coz i know it's going to explode everywhere


eeeew, this thread should be renamed piss of the day! LOL
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haha i like to sit n pee. Especially on the mornings coz i know it's going to explode everywhere
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Originally posted by NecroBeestiality

Originally posted by Danjel8

Originally posted by NecroBeestiality

Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

Sometimes it hurts when I pee.


Me too. After my bottle pissing phase came to an end, I knew I couldn't go back to the old way so I started sitting down. It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. So I started sitting down to pee. Even after my legs acclimated to the workouts, the feminine style of peeing really stuck. After a few months I learned that guy's plumbing isn't fully functional while sitting down. Maximum drainage isn't possible, leaving miniscule amounts of urine stuck in the tubes. That leads to what I am guessing is infection and I know is burning/pain in the urinary tract. Moral of that story is, don't sit down when you pee fellas. No matter how comfortable it is, no matter how much easier it is by aiming and cleaning up after the misses. That was a big draw for me....its a eagle eye everytime when u sit. So easy and effortless. 100% accuracy with no misses, no reaching for the tp to wipe the rim of the bowl. But let me tell you, it just isn't worth it.


A hero has spoken. I normally pull it back and aim just above the water, that was I can see the urine mix with the water like cordial juice mixes with water. I dunno, always found weeing an interesting pastime.


That is a handy strategy if your somewhere with a lot of people just on the outside of the bathroom where your peeing. Especially if the bathroom door is then. Maybe you have been trying to take this girl down for a while. Finally she invites you over to her house and she has some friends over. All females. And you have been boozing of course. So you go to pee and your pis$ing about max pressure, full fire hose action. You can't be having all those girls here niagara falls coming from the very instrument you hope one of them plays with their mouth in the near future, nosiree. No you have to hit just above the water on the bowl. High enough to have a silent impact yet low enough to prevent ma**ive splash back.
When I was pulling matress-backs out of the bars, I preferred that they heard me peeing. From the other side of the door I would hear "What the heck is going on in there?" To which I'd reply "Come on in and find out." or if I was really wasted, a "Holy Sh1t it won't stop!"
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Originally posted by Danjel8

Originally posted by NecroBeestiality

Originally posted by COKKENBALLS

Sometimes it hurts when I pee.


Me too. After my bottle pissing phase came to an end, I knew I couldn't go back to the old way so I started sitting down. It was around the time I got back in the gym and my legs were destroyed from going from 0 exercise to rage fueled squat and deadlifts twice a week. So I started sitting down to pee. Even after my legs acclimated to the workouts, the feminine style of peeing really stuck. After a few months I learned that guy's plumbing isn't fully functional while sitting down. Maximum drainage isn't possible, leaving miniscule amounts of urine stuck in the tubes. That leads to what I am guessing is infection and I know is burning/pain in the urinary tract. Moral of that story is, don't sit down when you pee fellas. No matter how comfortable it is, no matter how much easier it is by aiming and cleaning up after the misses. That was a big draw for me....its a eagle eye everytime when u sit. So easy and effortless. 100% accuracy with no misses, no reaching for the tp to wipe the rim of the bowl. But let me tell you, it just isn't worth it.


A hero has spoken. I normally pull it back and aim just above the water, that was I can see the urine mix with the water like cordial juice mixes with water. I dunno, always found weeing an interesting pastime.
Necro, normally I would throw the flag and call you for over-sharing. This is an exception though, as I recently found myself wondering if I should sit to pee. My wife is always on me because my aim at the toilet is the only thing worse than my aim in UT3. I'm sure those that it has something to do with me not holding onto my hog and just moving my hips to make aim adjustments.
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