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what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you???
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OMFG!! LMFAO! jissus lunchy, the mod squad are gonna take you away now!i know i said i liked it rough, but when you threw me into the back of a van and tied me up maybe you took it a lil' too far... the screams of "NO" were probably a good indication too!
I heard,  ''No, don't stop''   Did you mean,  ''No, Don't, Stop''?


can't lie, at first the latter and then the former... i guess once a **** is in progress you may as well enjoy it!
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they said she fell down and thats why there were all the bruises.. now i know :(you'll never change! i'm taking the kids!
Good, take those bastards, they look Chinese anyway!!!
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OMFG!! LMFAO! jissus lunchy, the mod squad are gonna take you away now!

i know i said i liked it rough, but when you threw me into the back of a van and tied me up maybe you took it a lil' too far... the screams of "NO" were probably a good indication too!



I heard,  ''No, don't stop''   Did you mean,  ''No, Don't, Stop''?
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OMFG!! LMFAO! jissus lunchy, the mod squad are gonna take you away now!

i know i said i liked it rough, but when you threw me into the back of a van and tied me up maybe you took it a lil' too far... the screams of "NO" were probably a good indication too!



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Originally posted by Ether404

you two really need to see a doctor....
Already did.  Turns out, you can't get rid of herpes.
at least you'll never forget me! xD
That tattoo makes it hard to forget.
LMAO!!
...i'm really regetting that "property of lunchy" tatoo right now too :/ at least the bruises are starting to fade though! :p
  Yeah, those inner thigh bruises will fade with time, sorry, when I go to town, I GO TO TOWN.
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Originally posted by SP61gTSupra

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you two really need to see a doctor....
Already did.  Turns out, you can't get rid of herpes.
at least you'll never forget me! xD
That tattoo makes it hard to forget.
LMAO!!
...i'm really regetting that "property of lunchy" tatoo right now too :/ at least the bruises are starting to fade though! :p
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Originally posted by Cruel IntentionZ

Originally posted by SP61gTSupra

Originally posted by Ether404

you two really need to see a doctor....
Already did.  Turns out, you can't get rid of herpes.


at least you'll never forget me! xD
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you two really need to see a doctor....
Already did.  Turns out, you can't get rid of herpes.


at least you'll never forget me! xD
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you two really need to see a doctor....
Already did.  Turns out, you can't get rid of herpes.
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you two really need to see a doctor....
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well there was this one night i got really drunk and....

*escapes to refuge*
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Originally posted by Cruel IntentionZ

they said she fell down and thats why there were all the bruises.. now i know :(

you'll never change! i'm taking the kids!
Good, take those bastards, they look Chinese anyway!!!
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they said she fell down and thats why there were all the bruises.. now i know :(

you'll never change! i'm taking the kids!
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Hey, last time wasn't my fault.  Your car was like that when I got there.  And as for your Grandma, well,...she shouldn't have been talkin' sh1t.   ;)
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only if you PROMISE not to do it again! just like last time..
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LOL! sometimes i wonder if the reason you got so damn muscly was from punching women! xD
lol, close.  I have to carry them to the dumpster after said punching.  
i know, i was watching!
Wait, you played opossum while I was carrying you?!
you hit so hard :(
Well, I told you I wanted two slices of cheese on my sammich!  ;)


and i told you to fu.ck off and make your own.. thats when it all began! :/
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LOL! sometimes i wonder if the reason you got so damn muscly was from punching women! xD
lol, close.  I have to carry them to the dumpster after said punching.  
i know, i was watching!
Wait, you played opossum while I was carrying you?!
you hit so hard :(
Well, I told you I wanted two slices of cheese on my sammich!  ;)


and i told you to fu.ck off and make your own.. thats when it all began! :/
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LOL! sometimes i wonder if the reason you got so damn muscly was from punching women! xD
lol, close.  I have to carry them to the dumpster after said punching.  
i know, i was watching!
Wait, you played opossum while I was carrying you?!


you hit so hard :(
Well, I told you I wanted two slices of cheese on my sammich!  ;)
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why are blonde jokes so short?

so brunettes can remember them!
that's awesome! hahahaha!
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LOL! sometimes i wonder if the reason you got so damn muscly was from punching women! xD
lol, close.  I have to carry them to the dumpster after said punching.  
i know, i was watching!
Wait, you played opossum while I was carrying you?!


you hit so hard :(
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LOL! sometimes i wonder if the reason you got so damn muscly was from punching women! xD
lol, close.  I have to carry them to the dumpster after said punching.  


i know, i was watching!
Wait, you played opossum while I was carrying you?!
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LOL! sometimes i wonder if the reason you got so damn muscly was from punching women! xD
lol, close.  I have to carry them to the dumpster after said punching.  


i know, i was watching!
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Originally posted by valjohn

what does a blonde say while having sex??nothing... her mom taught her to never talk to strangers      
She can talk to her dad though right?


LOL! sometimes i wonder if the reason you got so damn muscly was from punching women! xD
lol, close.  I have to carry them to the dumpster after said punching.  
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