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Pinnacle 
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You're like a champion bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you
If I flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head tonight And my fav... So do you wanna see something really swell? |
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if i told you you had a hot body would you hold it against me?
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I am an Exit!psn KuPcAKeDESTR0YER.NoTh1nG__FaCe.Y1NsSeVeRiTy.SuM_RANDOMN008. Portal sits deep within the eye. The eye of Y1NsSeVeRiTy rewards understanding.XBLgametag lDEATHl MACHINE
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hi i'm Mr. Wright and you are?
(for those that don't know my last name is wright lol ) |
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"Are your parents shellfishes?"->"no, why?"->"Cuz your'e such a pearl!" <--that's the original pickup line but when drunk, some people mix up pearl and shellfish and then it gets funny
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SIZZLE
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my face is leaving in 5 minutes, be on it.
you look tired? i bet you could you use a nice warm tongue bath? have we slept together in the past? no! will we in the future? |
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Xx_Emma_Jade_xX
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Do you know what would look really good on you...?
......me
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FehtalaTee
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DEMON_ON_SLAUGHT
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Catch a goat, you've pulled
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Greeny
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I'm a bird-watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
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DEMON_ON_SLAUGHT
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Hey i have a Green fungal infection in my penis, would you mind checking it out?
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Greeny
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Hey rican If you were a hamburger, you'd be a McGorgeous
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Resorted to googlein' pick-up lines to look cool, huh? Come on Tee your better then that. HAHAHA I'm just playin.
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DEMON_ON_SLAUGHT
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Here's $1 call your mom and tell her your not coming home tonight
I've got a mobile D ick head |
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Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
I just shlt into my pants. Can I get into yours?
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Me and Penguins about to go HAAAAAM!!
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Me and Penguins about to go HAAAAAM!!
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guy: would you fvck a stranger ?
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“The fool says in his heart, ”There is no God.” (Psalm 14:1)
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oXxLunacyxXo
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buy them drink say i look better when ur drunk
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-You want pizza and sex? She answers NO! -Ahhh, ok! youre not hungry then we skip the food. That is mucho more funnier in Norwegian... Hey! Im a caveman with a rockhammer, wana feel it? Also mucho funny in Norwegian....PS: Norwegians are truly boring, and gets way over the top drunk everytime! (Fact)
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Hey, do you have the time? Because I've got the place... or Do you have the energy?
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oXxLunacyxXo
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Are your parents retarded? cause you're special
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oXxLunacyxXo
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^thats awesomely funny
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LOL. Thats pretty damn good.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnAYGqjcGEE&feature=youtu.be
Watch in 720P....duh |
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