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    Posted: 26 Jun 2010 at 4:51pm
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thats right mrs. Brennan :D.. it was hilarious xD
 
LOL! ive been trying to un-earn that title this week! LOL

wellll thats not happening :) LOL... whats wrong, u dont like being called mrs brennan? xD
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i got 5 mentions not bad
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Originally posted by ThAtSmAtT

thats right mrs. Brennan :D.. it was hilarious xD
 
LOL! ive been trying to un-earn that title this week! LOL
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thats right mrs. Brennan :D.. it was hilarious xD
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LMAO! only just ready that, quality! Big smile
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yeah it is real funny.. i should of ben included in it more -_- lol
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LOL, i only read like a third of it, but still pretty funny.
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FN amazing story people xD haha
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Originally posted by uc SYZYGY uc

yea but now that the 3 word story game is over i haft to occupy my time by cruising my new Camaro and listening to Chris Daughtry. life fn sucks! aahhhhh oh well i still have golf
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yea but now that the 3 word story game is over i haft to occupy my time by cruising my new Camaro and listening to Chris Daughtry. life fn sucks! aahhhhh

oh well i still have golf
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LOL, what a story, WELL DONE EVERY 1

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Again, this **** is GAYYYYYYY. 
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I see that you're doing a lot of progress in French, Connie Wink
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i want to add the last 3 words of the story


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Originally posted by DEMON_ON_SLAUGHT

ok after lots of work i put it together


!!!!!  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
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ok after lots of work i put it together


One quiet afternoon, while playing Mw2, I started nOObtube'n the mass majority of Campers on Scrapyard and Terminal owning people and rolling a blunt, I saw a Big rooster with Huge ass nipples, a lot of midgets and some rainbow drops falling. Ooh skittles said " I spank monkeys with my big massive shlong”. After KupcakeDestroyer said his panties are missing because he likes to spam noobs with his semen . He loves Syzygy's ass beard dreadlocks from excessive use of @nal beads and the scope so he's able to whip himself for Valjohn's amusement and her fetish of high ping times with very large Kentucky Fried Chicken and an armadillo.

On the side, there was a big bubble butt on top of big pairs of Lucifer's flat breasts similar as Valjohn's.  Unfortunately for Dragov, Skeez is better!! yet Arkos was Valjohn's long-lost son , abandoned by her  when she left DoD's right nut. She said goodbye I'll always love your hair lip and third nipple . Demon_On_Slaught was jalous of Remy's old roach porn collection that he got from Drokun’s bedroom floor. Drokun is trying not to laugh so THE_KEYBOARD_SAMURAI wan.k himself in peace but when he touched Dragov's body he became impotent. You’re a prick, exclaimed TheSeph, when fUck off.    !!! Classic. WTF was that pink taco smell seeping from valjohn's hairy ears filled with spermicide? When TheSeph asked for some skunk bud to go back2 Jail, oXxLunacyxXo showed him little pairs of midgets without any hair or tattoos but it did get an STD while laying with Syzygy's favourite teddybear and Valjohn's favorite chocholate cover neckbrace.

Valjohn ; Syzygy both wear sombrero's regularly and leather underwear equipped with whips, to harras those who won't obey the biggest n00b AKA. PaWwEeZy, he licks flags on puertoRican, while he kisses Tourmentor goodnight!

Raindrops keep falling while gr01n5h07 waits @ mom's place for NOSF3RATU to remove his bikini from Valjohn's floor. Demon_On_Slaught spanks goats instructed by Valjohn directly noted on some toilet paper to wipe Valjohn's eyes. When Lucifer tried to whip Valjohn with her high pointed heels which aroused CarloThunder and hooked up NOSF3RATU and Thatsmatt , turned them over Pulp Fiction Style and continually spanked Dr4g0v because he wan.ks on Demon's amazing gameplay today.

This game sucks Tuna's Tiny Balls of bellend cheese with slice of c0ck he masticated for his album "chew my meat of Snowwhite's secret " fresh himp from a midget gimp wearing furry boots. Where is my old friend Phantaci's erectile disfunction pictres and inability to use hitscan on there chimpanzee with the redeemer up their ass?

When Batman and Robin took the batvibrator From Dragov's Bedroom, the batvibrator was stolen by Zz_D-3-M-O-N_Zz. Valjohn loves some two toed sloth originating from Jamaica where she was named by her fat Jamaican midget's named "Short Stuff".

XKalibur became aroused by XLucifer's right eyebrow because it was extremely bushy and smelled like a midget. His uncle Tuna wears sexy lace thongs with pink hearts or leopard spots. His tiny noodle went up into Wong's open eye. This is gay. So there's Hey_Look_its_Trendy wondering why he looks so feminin and so puny. I think he has sex with small animals at Buckethead's house but it's sure that he prefers Connor's chamber of love for his pervert and moral twisting friend Egbert TheSeph longed for a big measured rifle to shock Seferoth out of his long love coma of midget's nipples. NOSF3RATU's extra tiny butt hole made squeezy sounds like TORMENTOR's V-jina when Valjohn hammer_jumped out to get some cheese from Syzygy's pet zebra, and his mommy's milky teats of which were green and swollen, like a cow filled with Drokun's Orange spunk which Demon_on_Slaught swallowed with complete satisfaction.

Valjohn was creampied from Kupcake. His small sack was larger than puertoRican's brain which is not possible cause He is gay! Like all of Huddersfield or "gay" paris or Brian Boitano. To be or not to be Is the "?". What's the answer behind those words. Hell no to that big hairy meat of ball that Dragov swallowed with much pleasure. His feet stink like Valjohn her massive attack deodorant mixed from 2weeks without bathing because SYZYGY stole her cleanliness, leaving Valjohn without soap.   NOSF3RATU never uses soap  Like all Belgium inhabitants are better off than flying squirrels like Shaker that hides nuts and anal lube in Demon_On_Slaught's skinny arse for safe keeping his precious treasures shared only with Gr01n5sh07.   When Demon_On_Slaught wasn't around to return the "treasures" to Valjohn when Syzygy examined a new flag run without the jump_boots and failed completely cause he slipped into his hot-pants stolen from DEMON_ON_SLAUGHT who lent them from NOSF3RATU, his puppy dog capped the flag as Syzygy couldn't get it up.

MikeyBrennan's illiterate a$$ flagbase where noobs who rode on TheSeph's Bushy eyebrows while Anima held his Dildo close to QuickRC's friend Dr4gOv, who licks Paweezy's and Phantaci's ear for mojo jojo from Powerpuffgirls, DEMON_ON_SLAUGHT's favorite channel.

Valjohn rode with pride towards Jerusalem for her monthly exchange of strawberries for an ostrich as she likes to nibble toast with her toes, dipping in some SIZZLE sauce to feed SYZYGY with chocolate sponge cake, N0SF3RATU's special homemade recipe included, Brown eye pie and Foe show Syzygy and Tuna Fish's is amazing always when he farts in Valjohn's face, parking vehicles on the weekends outside, in the mud, wearing nipple rings like PaWwEeZy's mom.

N0SF3RATU's not posting Inappropriate comments like ***** , **** and NOSF3RATU were related for peace , love and bondage sex what's always been smelly when wet like a dog named DEMON ON SLAUGHT. Random nothingness abounds from each bark and whine. 

Scratching Cloudy's hairy ears, over 20cm long, suddenly TX2K7 hammered Indigo 7 times in her sweaty friend DEMON_ON_SLAUGHT's azzcrack examined by Syzygy with much attention, a science book at hand for the kamasutra study of Valjohn's anatomy, which is similar to Pamela Anderson. Omg mine too, said Valjohn's mirror before crashing down into 100,000,000 pieces because Dr4gOv saw his own reflection the mirror couldn't stand the sight so it shattered making Valjohn sad. She wiped tears as she thought "life isn't fair". Who cares if Demon's breath smells like Valjohn’s twat.

Nice Way 2sayit.

 Somethings fishy here. Anchovy or tuna? Demon's Tuna breath was horrific and lethal for people with large noses like Pinocchio, who's Woody was legendary at r@ping Syzygy ingame for stain and in life for wan.king off with awkward techniques like wallhammerbootjumps just like Demon does in high heels & a frilly dress and red wig but no underwear.  Syzygy stared up at his tiny speech bubble above his head and whilst distracted, gets scared when Valjohn 's little mouse grabbed Mr Pain's Impact-Hammer and started chasing headless chickens. Then she noticed Q80FACE rubbing his face with toilet paper that was used previously by Mommyrox for 3 days wipe away tears of joy because she successfully camped her toilet for 25 minutes then “will this end?” asked TheSeph with the bukake on The RedTube Website who's athletes foot got stuck in his ars while Valjohn inserted her penis in Demon_On_Slaught's mouth. Gagging and drooling Demon asked for some more and closed his eyes gesturing spirit fingers towards her thighs imagining QuickRC's mom doing inappropriate things with Syzygy's mom 's washing machine on spin for the vibrations, for better sensation, for great masturbation and more penetration adding anal vibration at the train-Station for Demon's generation to reach-it's Destination for his sex-auguration. Slowly she turned water into condensation then I noticed a changed conversation.

She had a beard? wtf?

Growing of valjohn's…

no just procrastinating, said syzygy when YingYang flipped him some blueberry pancakes fresh from the stomach of Valjohn 's pet dog HardhatTuna who flacked his wan.k for foodstamps and zebra pants and cowgirl boots and leopard print and feminine products got all over his favorite thong. "Shame" said Ghostlike as he shot luminous ghost semen from his nose while attempting to blow some bubbles out of his left ear hole, sounding quite kinky while teaching Q80FACE the art of “where to put his middle finger”.

TX2K7'S favorite toy is also Syzygy's impacthammer but gr01n5h07 is TX2K7's girlfriend on Mondays because Valjohn is busy curling Tuna's hair all the time and joins the "Naked Bums" tribe founded by Syzygy and Demon_On_Slaught. A worldwide exotic cheek originated from ButtCheekSyzvania which also includes all campers and spawn killers who decide to spend AM_pilzee's PIMP money on fun buns and party hats.

How many people on this forum want Mommy's body of work at noobtubing in MW2 with eyes closed cause my skillz are nonexistent when laughing hard while crying and thinking about when Dr4gOv wan.king while using the scope. Knowing that when Valjohn finds out she would be excited but dissapointed about being denied the opportunity to wan.k like him.

During laggy VCTF noobs owned on every map with flak, mini and TX2K7's da.mn Impact-Hammer.

DEMON_ON_SLAUGHT gets owned by KuPcAKeDESTR0YER daily with the enforcer shoved up his left nose hole then going through his small brain. Syzygy only stays stuck in his new car because it’s better than a camel unless the camel’s named NOSF3RATU. Once again, on ut3 today, DEMON dominated Dr4gOv in their bedroom while ucSYZYGYuc watching ultimate fighting championship could hear them joking for position with dueling impact_hammers. Weezy became curious when hairs grew faster than a Ethiopian after ice-cream then he realized ice-cream's nasty when it's made with Chrissie's (aka ThAtSmAtT's) ejecting saliva which daaBOMB enjoys to lick from the scope of Weezy' sniper rifle and also from Weezy's hugh ego but also from Weezy's borrowed plastation .  She licked vigorously but still couldn't taste her Big-Mac and fries because Phantaci stole them to feed Weezy his salty meat and sweaty sides of Spazzy Syzygy . yet DeadAim just loved the taste! The following week azzclown Weezy lost balls while dunking his chocolate oroe in a cat before eating it as Valjohn watched.

"That's soooo hot!" it almost burns! What is it? it cant be Megan Foxx nude?

Lunacy watched Rican watching Mommyrox watching through binoculars while Cloudy begged to have MommyRox in a cheap motel so they weren't lewd in public although they wanted to be noticed by UT3 community stalkers chasing girls that want owned in dubious positions while recording everything with fanny cams!

On valjohn's private parts there were DNA samples from three anonymous noobs and one horse, and a walrus then made a video of crosseyed midgets gyrating to Lady Gaga's Telephone which wasn't answered because lady Gaga was sitting on Gh0sTLikE’s face with his tongue punching hungrily.  Nugget f*ckers …  until his nose turned the color brown because lady-Gaga looks like Weezy and like Deadaim because she has a hairy beaver that likes wood that is petrified of shavers and sometimes the lawnmower when plugged in because hot females avoid UT3 players.



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avoid UT3 players.

 
 
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